School and outlaws and random stuff

So school tonight. Accounting which is ewww. I love math but I hate the balance sheets and ledgers and all that. But tonight, something just clicked. It just made sense. So of course now I love it. Cause I love feeling smart. It makes me happy. :) I think we almost totally killed that talky girl in class tonight. In fact, I'm sure that the professor was doing that whole count to 10 thing in his head so he didn't do something he regretted. She's horrendous. Like you just have no idea. She was actually fairly quiet the first half of class, but I think she saved up for the second half. At one point my friend Ryan, was literally rocking in his chair and muttering "I'm going to kill her, I don't want to go to jail, but I can't stand it, I want to kill her"... she's just terrible. And she talked about her wife tonight. It was all just awesome. Normally, i wouldn't care if she talked about her husband, wife, whatever... I'm just annoyed by everything about her. She could say that she rescues kittens from burning buildings or something and I'd think that she set the fire on purpose or something. I know that makes no sense but... She's just awful.

But class was great. The teacher is awesome and we have a midterm next week and he's like I'll email you a review on Friday, then we'll review before class and then take the test. And the final is going to be emailed to us and has to be completed and sent back by a deadline. LOVE GRAD SCHOOL. We're also gonna mass email the scheduling director and beg them to let him teach us the second half of the class in the next 8 weeks.

So the people that live across from me haven't been home for a while. And I notice this for a couple reasons. One, I think they run a Rottweiler dog farm out of their 750 square foot, one bedroom apartment. And I'm telling you, that place stinks. The worst is clearly when the door is open but also when they run their dryer. It just blows the stink out. And also, their dogs go to the restroom outside, I think they crap bigger then a 6'5", 300 pound man. It's horrid. Anyways, I also noticed they haven't been home cause there are menus and stuff on their door so you know that it hasn't been opened. It's been maybe a week. And I'm almost thinking they just moved out in the middle of the night or something cause you can see into the apartment a little and the doors are off hinges, trash on the patio, etc. So yesterday I get home and there's this huge red tag thing on the door. I've seen this before on another apartment in my building. It's the hey we tried to serve you a warrant cause you're evading a certain offense notice. I think it's a pretty petty crime. I tried to read it but someone was coming and i didn't want to get busted. :) And then today, there was a rolled up piece of paper with some official looking seal on it so I'm thinking they tried to serve more papers. I want to stay home tomorrow and just watch out the peephole for the cops to come. This is getting good. Yes, this is the ghetto that I pay rent in.

In news that shocks no one, The Bachelor Lorenzo and Jen have broken up. This is not shocking cause no sooner did the finale air, she was seeing "frolicking" on a beach with some ex. But, he's apparently seeing the runner up Sadie. I thought they weren't allowed contact but I'm glad they bent that rule if that's really what they do. Maybe this way they may actually have a successful relationship.

I love how one article says that Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger secretly got married and then in the next paragraph they mention that maybe they've in fact broken up. Um, can you actually write an article covering both? Isn't that like predicting the outcome of the Super Bowl and saying you know, I think the Colts are going to win but if they don't, I think it will be the Bears. That's kind of cheating...

Ok, greatest line I've seen about Lohan's rehab... From Egotastic.com

"For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is kind of like senior year in High School. You don't really have to go if you don't want to."

Apparently they let you out for AA meetings and other doctor's appointments but she was seen at her apartment. I really want her to take this seriously and get better so I hope she has good reasons.

Ok, they're coming out with a Transformers movie. And Josh Duhamel is in it. Ok, I was totally going to see it, but after seeing this picture, I'm totally in. Look how dirty he is. And by dirty, I mean YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM.

Josh Duhamel

I'm sleepy, I'm gonna get in bed. Hope to drink some beer tomorrow.

I think I will start signing off in the words of the fab Meryl Streep from the Devil Wears Prada.

That's all...