Ramblings...

So I really want to be able to move to this office that’s empty on our floor. It’s like 20 steps or something from where I sit now but it’s one of our fancy cubicle offices. I mean it has a door and stuff, but it’s seriously just a glorified cubicle that has a door. It doesn’t even go to the ceiling. I mean if you want a private conversation, you have to go elsewhere. But it’s back over by my guys and I want to go back. Plus, when one of our departments moves, it’s gonna be all empty here anyways. We’ll see if they let me. I’ll probably never get work done. Josh agrees… And before he told me the Sports Guy was not funny, I would have considered him brilliant. I mean if you read his blog (WHICH YOU ALWAYS SHOULD), you would know that he’s so close to finishing his PhD Thesis so in theory, he’s quite smart. I mean if Bill Gates personally sent him an email, then clearly he shouldn’t be working for S&S.

Is anyone in the world happier then Justin Timberlake right now? I mean he breaks up with Cameron and starts dating Scarlett Johannsen, the queen of open relationships. I mean what more could he want? Booty when he’s home, and no guilt about the booty he can get on the road. I heard that Jessica Biel tried to go backstage at a concert of his and got denied. So if I find out that she just used Derek Jeter to try to get in with the A list, I’ll have to kill her.

Not a whole lot other Hollywood drama going on. Britney is apparently dating K-Fed’s twin or something. Did she not learn her lesson? You can’t change the bad boy… you can’t do it. Go home, be a mom again, and get back to singing.

And seriously, someone tell me. Does ANYONE care about this lame fight between Rosie and The Donald? I mean I admit, it was kind of funny at first when he was saying he’d send over one of his friends in a pickup truck to steal Rosie’s girlfriend or wife from her. Come on, that’s not gonna happen… The Donald doesn’t have any friends that drive trucks! Get serious… but for real. The only thing remotely interesting now is seeing Barbara Walters lips purse up all the time cause she knows that she’s totally lost control and it’s no longer the View, but the Rosie show. Who would have thought that there would be a day that people would wish that Star Jones was actually still there.

All right… I guess that’s all for now. I’m sure something else will come up later.